murphys condoms funny or not xxx?

Question

The doctor says to Murphy. “Right Murphy. Your wife has just had her
tenth baby. I think it’s time you started taking precautions.”


“Oi’ll take anything that stops me wife havin’ more babies.” Says
Murphy.

“Right then Murphy. Here’s a prescription for condoms. Take it to the
chemist and he will give you a box of 100.”

“Roight.” Says Murphy. “But what do Oi do with’em.”

“No problem.” says Doc, “The instructions are on the box.”

A few weeks later, Murphy calls to see the Doctor.

“Can you come round please doctor. Oi think me wife’s pregnant.”

“Pregnant!“ says the doctor. “Didn’t you use the condoms?”

“Ter be sure Oi did. But they weren’t any good.” Says Murphy.

The doctor calls round to Murphy’s house and Murphy lets him in.

When they go into the front room, the doctor sees an upright piano in
the corner.

Hammered into the top of the piano, at each end, are two 6 inch nails.

A condom is stretched tight and tied to the two nails.



The doctor points at the condom on the nails.

“What’s that doing there?” he asks.



“Well that’s what the instructions on the packet said.” Says Murphy.

“The instructions said. Stretch well over organ, Well, as I haven’t got
an organ, I thought a piano would do.”

Answer 1

ha ha ha funny

Answer 2

Hilarious.

Answer 3

Silly but funny.

Answer 4

i woudlnt wan tthat doctor - if he had to tell him to use a condom, he should have told him how to put one on becasue the person needing them is supider than the doctor

Answer 5

well its not actually all that funny but i can see y pl wud find it funny

Answer 6

corny, but funny