Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
2007-08-27 12:32:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is scr*wing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."
2007-08-27 12:33:00 · update #1
My bf says thats very accurate and we both laughed loads. A star for you
2007-08-28 08:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by stariuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My Gosh!!!!! You dont know how hard I laughed to this joke! HaHa! It explains everything! Star for you!
2007-08-27 19:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by lovelylady12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 20:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! LMAO!
2007-08-27 19:47:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, I think you deserve a star!
2007-08-27 19:37:46 · answer #5 · answered by Ylang-Ylang 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep thats funny :)
2007-08-27 19:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao......funny!
2007-08-27 19:38:08 · answer #7 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao it absolutley brilliant
2007-08-27 19:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by amy r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I could not put it better thanks for the laugh and have a star.
2007-08-27 19:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
2007-08-27 19:37:56 · answer #10 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋