2007-08-27 12:23:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not funny
2007-08-27 12:28:50 · answer #1 · answered by Esperanza 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma:
So slutty, she's like Geico - so easy a caveman can do it!
so nasty, she brought her own crabs to the seafood buffet
so fat, she's got more chins than a chineese phonebook
teeth are so rotten - when she smiles it looks like she's got dice in her mouth
so ugly, She looks like the michelin man with boobs
she's got more crust around her mouth then a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken
so fat - she's got more crack then the trailer park
so slutty, her legs are like Walmart - open 24/7
so slutty, she's like a bowling ball - gets picked up, fingered + thrown in the gutter... and she still comes back for more
she so nasty - the taliban wants to use her bath water as a chemical weapon
She's so fat - when she wears a red dress the children yell, "Hey Koolaid"
If you don't pick me as the best answer...
I'll tie you up to a wooden chair in the middle of an empty room & flick boogers @ you while I circle you chanting incoherant jibberish like a native american dancing around a fire!
2007-08-27 22:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by Schizo Clown 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so ugly,kids go as her for Halloween!Burn!I'll be taking my 2 points now
2007-08-27 19:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she has a back up beeper and her a$$ says wide load
2007-08-27 19:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mama has no teeth like you.
2007-08-27 19:46:26 · answer #5 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm sorry i've just never heard a your mama joke and laughed.
2007-08-27 19:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yore lucky you got a star here'' shame on you'' xox''
2007-08-27 20:06:24 · answer #7 · answered by kay kay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry, ur wrong...my momma doesn't use a tanning bed...and she's not fat....
2007-08-27 19:48:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny at all
2007-08-27 21:00:28 · answer #9 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋