e FBI was looking for a new agent because one just retired. The day of the testing, two men and a blonde lady show up. The first man goes up and the FBI agent says, "Here, take this gun. That woman in there is your PRETEND wife. Now go in there and shoot her."
The man walks in and then immediately walks back out. He says, "I cant do it, I love her too much!"
The second man does the same.
So the blonde goes in and you hear a POP! And then silence... then people screaming and stuff being thrown and banging. Then the blonde walks back out, and the FBI agent asks, "What was all the noise?!"
Replies the blonde, "Well the bullets were blanks, so I had to beat him to death with a chair!"
2007-08-27 11:41:48 · 14 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!! BLONDES FOR YA!!
2007-08-27 12:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was driving me potty too, so I looked up Heroes on IMDB. Her name is Clea DuVall and you may know her from Girl Interrupted, But I'm a Cheerleader, tv show Popular, The Grudge, or more recently Zodiac.
2016-05-19 04:41:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 11:50:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
special agent m does not know her **** from her elbow
old yes but still funny 5/5 ?
2007-08-27 12:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the joke is ? Sounds like the right tactic to me ...
2007-08-27 13:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl.
2007-08-27 11:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
already heard it, wasn't that funny first time around either....3/5
2007-08-27 11:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by Special agent M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2007-08-27 11:45:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-08-27 12:04:02 · answer #9 · answered by Hotcakes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,
funny,
star
2007-08-27 12:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by stephie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋