Bill Gates dies and is up at the pearly gates.
St. Peter: Well, you've got a choice. Have a look around here. Pop down to Hell and see what Satan has to offer. Check us out, and then let me know your decision.
Bill has a look around heaven. Lot's of somber people singing hymns, praising the Lord . He goes down to Hell. There are beautiful beaches, lots of sun, sand, attractive women . Long cool drinks that never get you drunk. He loves it. He goes back to St. Peter.
Gates: Look, I know you're really doing good things here, but Hell seems more with it. More my kind of scene, you know what I mean? No hard feelings, but I pick Hell.
St. Peter: No worries. You've got it.
Bill finds himself back in Hell, neck deep in fire and brimstone, suffering eternal torment. He can't figure it out.
Gates: Hey! St. Peter! Where are the beautiful girls and long beaches and cool drinks?
St. Peter: Sorry if you got confused, That was just the demo version.
2007-08-27 11:36:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha I think I would prefer the demo version also. LOL
2007-08-27 11:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good Ones, Keep Em COMING
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Hope This Makes You Laugh
2007-08-27 14:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hilarious! those are the main mandatory keys for living house windows ninety 5 without them he's doomed yet i presumed invoice gates gave a million/2 of his money to charity and owns a lot of them so i doubt he could truthfully bypass to hell ha ha reliable humorous tale besides
2016-10-09 08:35:45 · answer #3 · answered by elkayam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 13:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one, and I'm sure none of us who own computer would like to see that happen to Mr. Gates. oops that was a malfunction.
2007-08-27 11:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny poor Bill
2007-08-27 12:22:26 · answer #6 · answered by confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
haha!!
thats cool!! i love it
=D
starred
2007-08-27 11:39:56 · answer #7 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny
2007-08-27 12:04:42 · answer #8 · answered by stephie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-27 11:45:48 · answer #9 · answered by Kerensa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny....
2007-08-27 11:44:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋