Elvis-lution as theorized by Mojo Nixon. Could it be the true answer?

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After all Elvis is everywhere.
Also Elvis was the first guy to do everything. Just name it and Elvis did it first.

2007-08-27 11:28:09 · 5 answers · asked by capekicks 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

Sounds like Mojo Nixon's the prophet of our age!

2007-08-27 11:37:29 · answer #1 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Elvis DID beat Neil Armstrong to the moon after all.

2007-08-27 18:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋

Elvis was the king, no doubt about it.

2007-08-27 18:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋

what is elvislution- the ability to go from normal to lard *** drug addict in 2.8 weeks?

2007-08-27 18:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by Bluto Blutarsky16 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋

at least we now know who invented the wheel

2007-08-27 18:35:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋