I´m going to need all your Cadillacs and all your cash. Because there are many open circles that need to be closed. For that I´ll need resources.
My power could do it all in a snap, but to deserve a place at my father´s right arm (He´s got a long right arm), the effort has to come from His Creatures.
This is the time of rapture. Get prepared and don´t take your toothbrush, you won´t need it.
My loyal followers, WILL YOU KNEEL BEFORE ME?
2007-08-27 11:08:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks for playing along. I just couldn´t resist this one. I hope you´re not to angry.... Sorry
2007-08-27 11:14:23 · update #1
KNEEL???????????? Why you dirty old man! Why I never!
2007-08-27 13:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Jeez! Long time no see! So when did you start doing the "bow before me" thing? I thought you were all about humility and service and junk. You swiped this from Beelzebub, right? Am I right? Ah, thought so! And what's with the new hairdo? Pretty fancy. Is that gel or-- Ooh! Something sharp in there! What have you got in your hair, man? It's like horns or something. Don't touch you? C'mon, I'm just messing around. Lighten up!
2007-08-27 18:22:01 · answer #2 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO I WILL NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT CHRIST!!!!
Jesus is in heaven sitting at the fathers right hand waiting for him to tell him that it is time for the rapture! I will serve the true god only and you are not him!
Jesus warned me about you time and time again!
matthew 24:4-5
And jesus answered and said unto them, take heed that no man decieve you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am christ; and shall decieve many.
Matthew 24: 11
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall decieve many.
Matthew 24: 23-25
Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is christ, or there ; believe it not.
For there shall arise false christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
Behold, I have told you before.
I know what my father said is true...and when the son of man comes he will take all that are saved and washed in his blood up to heaven with him. That is when I will see jesus and then I will worship HIM just as I do on this world of sin. HE will come back soon heed my warning.
2007-08-27 18:56:40 · answer #3 · answered by shawmeli 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK. I just made some cardboard wings and strapped them on and flapped my arms and flew around the world. Now over a million people saw me do it and somebody wrote a book all about it and me and my virgin mother. So you should all kneel down and worship me as your savior because if you do you get some cardboard wings just like mine when you die but if you don't believe in me, well you just better or else. Go ahead. Get your best scientists on this and prove me a liar. I dare you.
2007-08-27 18:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm....how can I know if its really Jesus or not...
Could ask him a question about his former life....but I never really read the bible I talk about all the time....
Ah, well. Bind faith like a child and all that. I'll do it!
Take me Mr. Jesus, I'm yours!
2007-08-27 18:28:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kneel before you?.....like in,....go down on ya'?
"Give" you all my "cash", cars,...and worldly goods too?
CAN I HAVE A KISS FIRST?
....I should at least get a kiss before being F UCKED that good!
2007-08-27 18:30:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 24:5-6
Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many.
Mark 13:5-6
Jesus said to them: "Watch out that no one deceives you. Many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am he,' and will deceive many.
This is blasphemy, and could be construed as offensive. More important than offending your fellow man, it may be offensive to God, whom deserves all our love and praise.
2007-08-27 18:49:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
*snort* shouldn't you be on Fremont and 4th in Vegas if you're ordering people to kneel before you?!
Silly rabbit.
2007-08-27 18:24:10 · answer #8 · answered by silverdolffyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would Jesus need cars and money? In any case... whenever your ready Jesus Ill be here waitin.
2007-08-27 18:17:52 · answer #9 · answered by Sabu 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
IT'S NOT ME YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT, YOU BLASPHEMER.
Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
REPENT AND BE SAVED!
2007-08-27 18:21:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, I won't, but then I'm not a follower of anyone.
Bet you won't get many takers though.
2007-08-27 18:13:43 · answer #11 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋