A priest falls on hard times and is forced to sell his beloved horse. He explains to the new owner, "Remember now, you say, "Praise the Lord" to go and "Amen" to stop."
"Okay, I've got it!" the new owner says, and says, "Giddap" to no result. "Oh yeah, Praise the Lord" he says, and the horse starts off. This is nice, but I'd like to go a bit faster, he says to himself, so he says, "Praise the Lord" again, and goes a bit faster. This continues a few more times until he is running along very fast. There is a cliff ahead.
"Stop, Whoa, Stop, Oh yeah, Amen!!!!!"
The horse stops an inch from the edge of the cliff.
The guy wipes his brow and sighs, "Praise the Lord".
2007-08-27 10:59:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol what a silly time to talk out loud....have a star
2007-08-27 11:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by puma 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooo. poor preist he forgot his own instruction manual and ended up in heaven saying holy cow that dam horse is too smart lol
hilarious joke thnx for a laugh
2007-08-27 18:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww poor horse! He is going to die because of the stupid owner!
~Candice~
2007-08-27 18:31:48 · answer #3 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 21:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. poor guy
2007-08-28 01:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by jesuis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe poor guy
2007-08-27 18:12:10 · answer #6 · answered by cool_girl_6390 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg poor guy!!! stinks for him, BUT HILARIOUS FOR ME!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!! GREAT JOKE!! *STAR*
2007-08-27 18:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Good one!!
2007-08-27 18:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! FUNNY! *
2007-08-27 18:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sampras 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice ending. thanks
2007-08-27 18:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋