Anyone remember any ot those old Jeff Foxworthy Jokes?
Like You might be a redneck if...
Your working tv is sitting on top of your non working tv.
An episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life.
People keep wandering up to your house thinking you're having a yard sale
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather than hem them
Dirrections to your house include "turn off the paved road"
You have more than one relative named Junior
You've ever financed a tatoo
2007-08-27 10:49:06 · 9 answers · asked by Dee G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you go to your family reunion looking for a date
you cut your grass and find two cars
your barbiesw dream house has aclothes line in the front yard
you take a beer to a job interview
2007-08-27 11:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Walker Texas ranger is a very moving show!!!
i am a redneck!!!
hahahahaha
2007-08-27 11:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by alliperson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck if
you use cool whip bowls as salad dishes
you use a bar stool as a walker
you wear a one piece denam suit
haha hes funny!
2007-08-27 11:09:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've mostly never heard any of your jokes before and I was oddly pleased and surprised to know that I heard the taxidermy one before.
2016-05-19 04:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by joye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 14:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When your parents tell you to "take out the trash" you think it means- take the inlaws to a movie.
2007-08-27 10:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by afrothundero 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-27 14:07:52 · answer #7 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
might have heard 'em before but I can take it agin
2007-08-27 11:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaahahahaahahaha those are great. hahaha have a star
2007-08-27 11:06:35 · answer #9 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋