+ # 2 Can you fill in the blanks with quotes from the BIBLE that make interesting/AMUSING sentences?

Question

PLEASE POST THE PHRASES WITH YOUR ANSWERS. IT MAKES IT SO MUCH EASIER TO READ. THANKS.

1. I always wanted to tell my boss, _________.
2. The first thing that God will say to O.J., if ever they should meet: _______________________
3. The nurse ran down the hall yelling, ______________
4. Just before the astronaunt took off, he told the tower:_____

Answer 1

(1) I always wanted to tell my boss to go jump into the Red Sea.

(2) The first thng God will say to O.J. of they should ever meet is "Be sure your sin will find you out".

(3) The nurse ran down the hall yelling, "the locusts are coming!"

(4) Just before the astronaut took off, he told the tower, "I am ready to be offered up."

Answer 2

1. I always wanted to tell my boss "i'm just not going to come in today, kthnx"

2. The first thing that God will say to O.J., if ever they should meet: "im going to kick satan out of his position and u can have it"

3. The nurse ran down the hall yelling, "cheese!"

4. Just before the astronaunt took off, he told the tower: "Joe, i slept with your wife."

Answer 3

1. I always wanted to tell my boss, ()___"May the Lord judge between you and me. And may the Lord avenge the wrongs you have done to me, but my hand will not touch you. (1 Sam 24:12)_.

2. The first thing that God will say to O.J., if ever they should meet: _"I am the Lord, and there is no other; apart from me there is no God," (Isaiah 45:5)_

3. The nurse ran down the hall yelling, _"just say the word and my servant will be healed." (Matthew 8:8b)_

4. Just before the astronaunt took off, he told the tower:_"Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends." (John 15:13)_.

Answer 4

Being a Pagan, I'm not really that familiar with the Christian Bible, but am willing to give it a shot.
1. I always wanted to tell my boss, "yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil, not even you."

2. The first thing that God will say to O.J., if ever they should meet. " Because thou hast done this thing, thou are cursed among all cattle and beasts of the earth."

3. The nurse ran down the hall yelling, " Sixty -two thousand seven hundred."

4. Just before the astronaut took off, he told the tower, " A little while and you will not see me and again a little while and you shall see me."

Answer 5

1. I always wanted to tell my boss he stinketh. (John 11:39).

2. The first thing that God will say to O.J, if ever they should meet: "Thou shalt not kill. Is it (sic) beyond understanding??" (Exodus 20:13, Judges 13:18--changed order of two words).

3. The nurse ran down the hall yelling, "his whole body was like a hairy garment!! He will be a wild donkey of a man!!" (Genesis 25:25, Genesis 16:12).

4. Just before the astronaut took off, he told the tower: "Three flocks of sheep (f)lying near!" (Genesis 29:2). (Sorry, had that one in mind, but it only worked if I added a letter.)

**EDIT**

Sorry, but judging others and rebuking them unjustly is not my idea of someone who loves the Lord and understands His Word.

Answer 6

1. I always wanted to tell my boss, ___you meant it for evil, God meant it for good.___
2. The first thing that God will say to O.J., if ever they should meet: ___Satan, get thee behind Me!_____________
3. The nurse ran down the hall yelling, __my name is Legion for we are many.____
4. Just before the astronaunt took off, he told the tower:_surely there are giants in this land - we cannot possess it.____

Answer 7

1. I always wanted to tell my boss "you are not your own, you were bought at a price." Sorry cant provide the chapter or verse

2. thou shalt not kill/thou shall not bear false witness (on the stand)

3. she rean down the hall yelling "A foolish woman is noisy, she is wanton and knows no shame, the smooth tongue of adventures will snare you, she stalks a man's very life and when you enter her doorway remember her house is on the way to death and her guests are in the depths of hell" the nurse then procceds to pounce on the doctor and dry hump him, before the rest of the staff jump her and inject her with a sedative

just before the astronaut took off, he told the tower "let there be light" and dropped a H bomb over washington d.c

Answer 8

1. I'll bet when God made you , He said, it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights 2. The next time I go on a blind date I must not insult Deliah 3. My significant other reminds me of a fatted calf 4. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, would you Adam and Eve it

Answer 9

1. "get behind me Satan"

2. "None have condemned you? Then neither shall I."

3. "suffer not a witch to live"

4. "the girdle cleaveth to the loins of a man"

Answer 10

4. "Do you think God will get as pissed about this as he did with the tower of Babel?" (Not a direct quote).