I hear that he is burning all that is sacred in Greece, and that he holds Starjumper against her will. It is told that she is chained to his ankle, lightly clad in only a see through chiton, and he is using her for her pleasures.
Crom laughs at Ephestus.
I will crush him.
Crom!!!
2007-08-27 10:18:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To "Holeier Than Thou" I wish to see that chiton myself, but you may gaze upon her pleasures here:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/blog/46b102f3zc15f71fc/0/__sr_/7e8d.jpg?mgI100GBOF_5GOE3
2007-08-27 10:36:43 · update #1
HELP HELP! I'm being repressed.
2007-08-27 11:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Two things:
First, no one can hold Starjumper against her will. She is possessed of such bewitching beauty that she holds men against their will, not vice-versa.
Second, Ephestus is the name of a Drag Queen on Santa Monica boulevard. She is flamin' and fierce, to be sure, but I wouldn't blame the fires in Greece on her!
2007-08-27 17:31:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Are you Robert Jordan Conan or L Sprague De Camp Conan? :)
2007-08-27 17:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by James Melton 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I tell you that I am Ephestus.... what would you do to me?
You surely wouldn't crush Lil' ol me!
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2007-08-27 17:53:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋