Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
2007-08-27 10:15:38 · 15 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry tricky but i thought i would put in a clean joke for a change ;P
2007-08-27 10:37:14 · update #1
Man I thought they were doing something else. You had me fooled
2007-08-27 10:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Tu eres muy loca en su cabeza! Tienes una chavez por la corazon? Quieres estrella? Ah! Quieres puntos, verdad? Por que? Por dinero? Por amor? Por...puntos! Ok....toma estrella. Una estrella mas por hermanita.
2016-05-19 04:04:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol now thats what I call one lazy husband but mine is not to far behind.
2007-08-27 10:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 14:07:37 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
puma puma puma
a bit long winded for a poor punchline
verbatim ccmuffingirl? she's right it's a print show & tell joke.
2007-08-27 10:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's cute, but I wouldn't be able to say it verbatim because it's so long.
2007-08-27 10:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by ccmuffingirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That rocks! star material!
2007-08-27 10:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by Lulu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
Totally different from what I expected lol.
2007-08-27 10:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Easier to do it yourself lol !!xx
2007-08-27 10:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooo. nice one mate
2007-08-27 10:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋