Jokes women tell about men
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: What's a man's idea of a romantic evening?
A: A candlelit rugby stadium.
Q: What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching its *** and the other's a chimpanzee.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a ****.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions!
Q: What does PMS stand for?
A: Putting (up with) Men's Stupidity
Q: What do electric toy trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're usually intended for the children, but it's the husbands who end up playing with them!
Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Why did god make man before woman?
A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy
2007-08-27 10:01:13 · 18 answers · asked by geebob358 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all of these are honest, and factual hehehe
have a star
2007-08-27 10:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice to find a guy who can make fun of his own!! Good for you hon!!
Love the why do men snore one - heard it before, but it's really funny!
2007-08-27 10:17:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
a man who doesn't mind men jokes very rare specimen, i don't mind female jokes either sometimes they are quite funny.
how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb,
one she just stands in place and lets the world revolve around her.
2007-08-27 10:57:04 · answer #3 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol that was so funny but not all men will admit it hey?
2007-08-27 10:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 13:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
100% honest
2007-08-27 10:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by l4cub4nit4 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao thats got to be the most true thing i have ever read
2007-08-28 01:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by lolalush 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This was okay but, I heard all of these jokes already. Sorry.
2007-08-27 10:16:28 · answer #8 · answered by Natiy 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that rocks.......hehe......you definitely get a star from me.....im only disappointed cause my printer is out of ink and I cant print it to send it to my friend to crack him up......
2007-08-27 10:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by Lulu 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a man who knows his faults, rare
2007-08-27 10:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋