a woman goes to see a gynaecologist.
when he sets eyes on her all his professionalism goes out the window as she is drop dead gorgeous with a body to die for.
he asks her to undress & then he proceeds to examine her. he starts to fondle her breasts & says to her
"do you know what i'm doing?"
"yes" she replies "you're checking for lumps or abnormalities"
"that's right" he says as he then start to stroke her thighs sensually "do you know what i'm doing now?"
"yes" she replies "you're checking my skin for any dermalotogical problems"
"that's right" he says as he mounts her & begins to make mad passionate love to her "do you know what i'm doing now?"
"yes" she replies "you're catching the herpes i came to see you about in the first place"
2007-08-27 10:00:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tricky dicky
tried to be picky
had a little licky
with a little chicky
now has an itchy dicky
thanks a great joke
lmao
2007-08-27 10:56:33 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the contrary, depending on context a wham bam thank yoiu ma'am can be an extraordinary compliment.
2016-05-19 03:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prefer the scouser one m8...never mind thx for the 2 points ;P
2007-08-27 10:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooo. nice one tricky .
phew lucky she didnt came up with HIV or else it would have been a RIP for the doc .
2007-08-27 10:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH My Goodness, that is just WRONG!!! Funny as HELL, but damn that's fuc*ed up! Have this **star** Tricky.
2007-08-27 10:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Ha! A good one!
2007-08-27 10:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves him right innit!!xx
2007-08-27 10:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see men again, letting there p***s rule their life hehehe,
have a star
2007-08-27 10:11:23 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch Tricky I am sure he will dimount rather fast lol thanks for the laugh.
2007-08-27 10:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg, that's so freakin' hilarious!
2007-08-27 10:25:46 · answer #10 · answered by ccmuffingirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋