Jesus is walking around heaven, feeling nostalgic for his earthly life and family. He decides to look for Joseph to catch up on old times. He sees an old man and goes up to him.
Jesus: "Excuse me, I'm looking for my father."
Old Man: "What a coincidence. I'm looking for my son."
Jesus: "Well, my father wasn't really my biological father, but he loved me like a son anyway."
Old Man: "What a coincidence! My son wasn't my real son, either, but I loved him as my own."
Jesus: "Well, my father was a carpenter."
Old Man: "What a coincidence! I was a carpenter, too!"
Jesus: "Wow! Well, when I was a child, I left home for a long time, and when I finally came back, I experienced a magical transformation and became something completely different from what I'd been before."
Old Man: "Wow! The same thing happened to my son!"
Jesus: "Father!"
Old Man: "Pinocchio!"
2007-08-27 09:53:12 · 16 answers · asked by geebob358 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
may you burn in hell for your blasphemy
old but funny. thanx for reminder.
it's what i'm on here for.
2007-08-27 10:14:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omigod Gipetto!
2007-08-27 16:56:16 · answer #2 · answered by cobrascnumba13 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 20:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhaa, funnnny. gave u a star
2007-08-28 02:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by jesuis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a cute one
2007-08-27 17:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by tb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that was extremely funny. I will definately use this one with my friends.
2007-08-27 17:01:43 · answer #6 · answered by Natiy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you calling Jesus a liar....
funny...have a star.
2007-08-27 16:57:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooo. old man really made me laugh . pinnocchio ?? lol
2007-08-27 16:59:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-27 17:01:09 · answer #9 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
Good one!
2007-08-27 17:00:46 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋