Why do you never see a Scouser on Star Trek?
Because none of them have a job in the future either.
Best Answer goes to Scouser joke i not heard before (& is funny)
2007-08-27 09:44:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
get a life strangg
but he's got a point
babyblue where are you?
2007-08-27 10:04:37 · update #1
lol.
here's one for you.
Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"
2007-08-27 09:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a Scouser wearing a suit? The Defendant! What do you call a Scouser in a 4 bedroomed house? A burglar! Sorry, police type joke. Only joking. Love Harry Enfield's scousers in shell suits with permed hair, well funny.
2016-05-19 03:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a scouser in a 4-bedroomed detached house? A burglar.
What do you call a scouser with brushed hair and a smart suit? The defendant.
What's the difference between a scouser and a coconut? One's thick and hairy and the other one's a coconut.
What do you say to a scouser with a job? Big Mac please.
2007-08-27 10:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here's a good scouse joke....
What did capital of culture do for scousers?
Raise the house prices so we all have to move elsewhere!!!! LOL still laughing tricky?
2007-08-27 09:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you know when a Scouser has been in your Garden?
You're wheelie bin is on bricks.
2007-08-27 13:29:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm home hunny, sorry got no scouser jokes today for ya!!
Been working 25hr!!!
2007-08-27 22:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a scouser wearing a white shell suit............ the bride lol x
2007-08-27 10:01:42 · answer #7 · answered by gooneress 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 14:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey look whose here its mr tricky lookin for his babyblue .
yooooohoooooooo babyblue where r u tricky is here tricking everyone . lol
2007-08-27 09:52:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i guess that cuts TwinkLe out of answering this question then!
2007-08-27 09:52:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋