1) Since God doesn't believe in a higher power, and created us in his image, doesn't he want us to be atheists?
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2) If I put some grease, Can i be the first one to reach Heaven when rapture happens?
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3) If Adam and Eve were chinese, Would they eat the Snake instead?
2007-08-27 08:04:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ones who Praise GOD Creator of Heaven and Earth.
2007-08-27 08:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
1) Do you think dinosaurs should be called "Jesus Horses"?
2) Does the Creation Museum close when the Sun's orbit takes it on to Earth's other side?
3) Anything by Windom Earle, Curious Compound, or the various incarnations of the Second Squirrelling (I think he's Squirrel NOW! currently)
Edit:
Nope, his name is Fuzzy Tail! now.
2007-08-27 15:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anything that has to do with Adam and Eve's children committing incest
and
Why is sex a sin in the Bible? What about masturbation?
2007-08-27 15:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like questions on the book of Revelation.
2007-08-27 15:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was your mother told you 100s times?
2007-08-28 06:32:00 · answer #5 · answered by marhama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question 3 takes it. You can't possibly top that one.
2007-08-27 15:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by Professor Farnsworth 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now how do I top question number 3? That was funny!
2007-08-27 15:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
My favorite one (posted by a troll) was:
"Does a rosary make a good thong?"
2007-08-27 15:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why don't God give up His gold
2007-08-27 15:13:16 · answer #9 · answered by meister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋