A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb To temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said,
2007-08-27 07:45:06 · 24 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
2007-08-27 07:45:59 · update #1
Hahahhahahaaaaa, why am i laughing?????
Remind me again, what is that sex thing lol. at least the sofa is comfortable
2007-08-27 14:32:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....funny
Here's one for you
There were three friends, a alcoholic, a chain smoker, and a homosexual. They went to the doctor and he said if they indulge in anymore of their activities they would surely die.
One night they were walking down the street and they came to a bar. The alcoholic smelled the liquor and couldnt resist buying a drink. As soon as he took a sip he dropped dead.
The other two saw this and ran out. While they were looking for a phone to call the police the chain smoker spotted a cigarette. The homosexual looked at him and said, "You know if you bend down to pick that up we both are goinp to die right?"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-27 08:00:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love Cuban sandwiches, ham and jam sandwiches,I am eating a jam one at this very minute !
2016-04-02 01:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute
2007-08-27 08:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by lema10805 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell ya that beats a ham sandwich!
2007-08-27 07:53:18 · answer #5 · answered by Chelle Chelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring a friend over here and we could have a "him sandwich!" Lol
2007-08-27 08:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 12:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-08-27 08:11:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats one of the best ive seen on here!!
so cheesy yet so funny!!
2007-08-27 08:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO I've had one or two of those sandwiches
2007-08-27 17:19:18 · answer #10 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋