Will this keep Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons away from my front door?
2007-08-27 06:35:20 · 26 answers · asked by RIFF 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Geezah- Hmmm. No- I didn't know that about George Carlin, so, no, I didn't cop this from him. A friend of mine just told me this over a phone conversation, and I thought it was funny.
2007-08-27 06:43:20 · update #1
Sal D- You're right. I have "aquaintances". I'm not a very sociable person in real life.
2007-08-27 06:45:31 · update #2
Chris- Excellent idea!!
2007-08-27 06:46:01 · update #3
Moises3702- Gee. If I said "pretty please with a cherry on top", would you please, PLEASE, stay away??? I promise I'll be good!!
2007-08-27 09:05:20 · update #4
Dude, dogs don't get AIDS. Try rabies instead. You could just give the pup pop rocks and peanut butter instead, that way he's always licking his chops and it looks/sounds like he's rabid. It'd be cute and scary!
2007-08-27 06:40:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Especially if you can back it up with an actual Pit Bull...one that likes sleeping in front of the screen door!
I had a Rottweiler for 9 years and he liked to sleep in front of the storm/screen door so he could people watch...for 9 years, not a single salesperson (religious or otherwise) had the nerve to knock on my door!
2007-08-27 13:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by KAL 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well George Carlin said it was good for one of those yellow car window signs, on his 1988 album and HBO performance "What am I doing in New Jersey?".
But I'm sure you knew that already, otherwise you wouldn't have stolen the quote.
2007-08-27 13:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If Michael Vick is a Jehovah Witness then yes.
2007-08-27 13:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by Tom 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pitbulls canNOT contract or transmit AIDS/HIV and transmittion through saliva is nearly impossible but hey if these people aren't smart enough not to follow religion then they won't know any better.
Good Idea
2007-08-27 13:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by BOB 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no, they will have a story about "angels" protecting them from your pit bull w/AIDS, and once they've reached your door, the astonishment you feel that they were able to get by your dog will bring you into "the truth."
seriously, they told stories like this to show the bravery of the flock in the door to door ministry.
in the meantime, I feel sorry for the pit bull. lol
2007-08-27 13:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by PediC 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
A real sign on a fence I saw said, "I always shoot the fifth salesman who knocks on my door and the fourth one just left." You could replace salesman with anything you want.
2007-08-27 13:43:58 · answer #7 · answered by jaicee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't think pitbulls can get aids. You could say the property is guarded by pitbulls with sharpened teeth and that you have aids and rub your blood on their teeth. Or you could just blow some reefer smoke in their face when they come by.
2007-08-27 13:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
NO, Hitler couldn´t stop our preaching in Germany, nor Franco in Spain, Trujillo in Dominican Republic,and in more than 50 countries dictators couldn´t stop us, do you really thing a dog can do it?? we will find the way to show you with the bible the purpose of God for this planet and how your family can benefit even though you don´t beleive it.
2007-08-27 14:03:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Perhaps, but a bteer way is a sign that shows your membership to a Church, I have one myself in my front yard
2007-08-27 13:40:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋