An escaped convict broke into a house & tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown and whispered,"Honey, the guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it & pretend you like it. Our lives depend in it."
"Dear," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice asssss."
2007-08-27 04:52:56 · 1 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeh...heard a different version of it....this one isn't bad either
Here's one for you
Woman's Quote of the Day:
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job
to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something with which you'd like to have dinner with."
Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:
"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and
intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go
all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-27 04:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋