On a scale of 1-10, how naughty is your cat/kitten?

Question

1 being not naughty at all, 10 being the devil incarnate.
What naughty stuff do they do?

Answer 1

I've got Bonnie and Clyde at home - they're about a 6 and an 8. Three years old and they've earned their names. Not that they're evil - they're sweet, sweet cats and wouldn't raise a paw at you.
But they're juuust ever so curious and tend to cause mayhem wherever they go.
Clyde has run into a room which had fresh polyurethane applied (yes, we locked them in - but he opened door) and got stuck in the middle of the floor, Bonnie has jumped into my full paint tray and left kitty tracks across half the house before I could catch her. They unpack my groceries, steal my hairclips, push things off shelves just to see what will happen, destroy my latex gloves (did I mention they have a latex fetish?) and make it a point to get to the highest point in the house they can possibly climb. My little boy loves to jump onto my boyfriend's keyboard in the middle of the night, just to listen to the computer go "ding, ding, ding!!" until I get up and throw him out of the office. And oh - the things they've swallowed and puked in front of my feet! I'll spare you the details ;)
We adopted a white shepherd puppy about a year ago...
despite the fact that the dog was already twice the cats' size, Clyde started dive-bombing her off the kitchen table every time she tried to cross the kitchen, making her pelt into the living room like a maniac. They've become better with each other since and now I have three beasts lying on top of me in bed every night, keeping me awake in shifts. You gotta love 'em!

Answer 2

11.
Haha! My Madeline is so naughty sometimes. She knows she's not allowed on my kitchen counter, but if I turn my back for 5 minutes, where does she go? The counter!
I live in an apartment complex and whenever the door opens, she makes a run for it. She takes off down the basement steps, but she waits at the first landing to make sure I'm coming after her. Once she sees/hears me, she takes off again and gets all dirty in the cobwebs and whatnot.
She also likes to fish my undies out of the laundry basket and take them with her around the apartment. Once she finds a cozy spot, she'll just lay with them. (EW!)

BUT if that's the worst she does, I can live with that. She's actually a great kitty and only deserves a 3 or 4.
:-)

Answer 3

My 2-year old cat came in with a dead bird that had red feathers. No, not a robin or cardinal, and it's got a smaller beak than the birds found in Canada, so I assumed it was somebody's pet. *bury, bury* A week later, I open the door and there on the steps is a yellow bird. A canary all right, not native to Canada. Ummm...I assume that somebody is missing a pet.. *bury, bury* My cat wears a bell on her collar to warn her prey! Could she be jumping into a cage and snare pet birds while the owner is not looking?
I hate to open the door today in case there's a blue budgie lying on the doorstep. :(
Naughty rate is 10..but hey I have to tell her she did a good job, right? :(

Answer 4

Well I have 4 cats Fat Cat is 1 one she fat and lazy! Tiger is a 2 she can cause trouble but only when prevoked. April on the other hand is about a 5 shes a PITA lol and the kitten is Boots, she's about an 8 but she is a kitten and is kinda expected of her she is slowly getting better

Answer 5

Well my kitty I would say he is about a 5 or 6 he has his days. Sometimes he's the picture perfect kitty but other days he's hoppin n every sink in the house drinking my green tea if i turn around he'll eat my cereal scratch the wall turn over his water bowl throws ALL the litter out of his just cleaned litter box knocks over any and everything thats on the table and gets n2 everything he aint s'posed 2. But like right now he's sleeping beautifully on my lap. So overall my kitty is pretty good!

Answer 6

Ollie (my older cat) would be about a 2. The only bad things he does is jump on the kitchen table and open the blinds in the bathroom when he's not supposed to. Connor who's just a kitten would be about a 6. He loves to wake us up in the middle of the night (while he's playing with something). He also loves to bother us while we're eating cause he's curious about other foods, in particular Wendy's French Fries and some popcorn (not good for him, but he grabs them while we're not watching). They're cuties and I love them!

Answer 7

I think my male cat is naughty because he always humps my clothes-and he´s neutered!

But on a scale of 1-10, he´s a 10-a perfect cat. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!

Answer 8

Pepper is a 5 yr old female, totally finicky, and thinks she is queen of the house. Please don't tell her or it'll go to her head!
She can be lying quietly in your lap taking a nap, you must get up to do something important and have to coax her down, how dare me. She eventually gets down, you get up and she attacks your feet trying to nibble on your ankles, at this point she is no longer (for the moment) my adorable baby, but is now a revengeful ankle biter. You can rate this one for me.

Answer 9

depending on their mood anywhere from 1-10, typically about a 3.

Answer 10

my cat meowser (or MeowMeow) would have been 1, or 2 because of all the live chipmunks and animal insides he brought in the house :P he was an angel.