+ Can you fill in the blanks with quotes from the BIBLE that make interesting/amusing sentences?

Question

PLEASE POST THE PHRASES WITH YOUR ANSWERS. IT MAKES IT SO MUCH EASIER TO READ. THANKS.

1. I'll bet when God made you , He said, ___________
2. The next time I go on a blind date _________
3. My significant other reminds me of _________
4. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, ___________

Answer 1

1. I'll bet when God made you , He said, _go into the world and tell all people [Sunny Mac has arrived]___.
2. The next time I go on a blind date _[I will carry] the rod of correction__.
3. My significant other reminds me of __the Great Tribulation__.
4. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, _judge not, lest thou be judged_.

Answer 2

1. I'll bet when God made you , He said, it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights

2. The next time I go on a blind date I must not insult Deliah

3. My significant other reminds me of a fatted calf

4. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, would you Adam and Eve it

Answer 3

1. I'll bet when God made you, He said, "who told you you were naked"?

2. The next time I go on a blind date "I will make you fishers of men".

3. My significant other reminds me of "a voice crying in the wilderness"

4. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, "unless I wash you, you have no part with me" John 13:8

Answer 4

i'll bet when God made you, He said uh oh the next time i go on a blind date i won't show up my significant other reminds me of a 4 year old the doctor whispered in the nurses ear slap her mommy not her for having such an ugly baby

Answer 5

god damit

I will bring some raid

Jenna jameson

never seen one so small before. **snicker**