One day at the local all you can eat buffet, a man suddenly called out, “My
son’s choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!”
A man from a nearby table quikly stood up and announced that he was quite
experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over they boy with almost no
look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy’s gonads, and
squeezed.
Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though
nothing had happened. “Thank you! Thank you!” the father cried.
“Are you a paramedic?” “No,” replied the man. “I work for the IRS.”
2007-08-27 00:41:33 · 11 answers · asked by Taddy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it is funny....very funny!!!
it puts the the irs in their place...they do tend to squeeze every penny out of you!!!
cheers!!
2007-08-27 00:51:19 · answer #1 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave it to the IRS to improve the Heimlich Maneuver so it gets every last cent out of you.
2007-08-27 08:16:22 · answer #2 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao trust a tax man to squeeze every penny out of you!!!!
2007-08-27 07:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-08-27 08:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny to me! I liked it!
2007-08-27 07:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by kiki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-08-27 08:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-08-27 07:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE
I LIKE IT
2007-08-27 08:37:30 · answer #8 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is IRS?
2007-08-27 08:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...leave the bread for the baker...
2007-08-27 07:49:25 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋