life would be more fun if he had a
pet.
So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which
came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box & decided he
would
start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The Queen's
Head with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
waited a few minutes
and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more,
thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this
time putting his face up against the centipede's
house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head
and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box:...........
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my bloody shoes on!!!!.
2007-08-26 23:28:20 · 9 answers · asked by Conan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha... that's so cute!
star for u!
2007-08-26 23:51:43 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 07:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cheers small ears! that was deffinitely a good joke! =D
2007-08-27 08:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by =D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!!
that is such a cute joke!!!
i haven't heard it before...but it is definately 'worth a read'!!!!
star for you!!
cheers!!!
2007-08-27 07:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a Hundred tinny laughs for you~~
2007-08-27 06:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that really IS funny.lol
2007-08-27 06:54:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
remember that one lol
2007-08-27 06:35:06 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad! cheers!
2007-08-27 07:44:03 · answer #8 · answered by Taddy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes! still great! thanks for re-posting!!! lol!!!!!! :)
2007-08-27 06:34:00 · answer #9 · answered by jazjam♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋