worshipping CHOCOLATE?? Talk about heaven...
2007-08-26 18:18:24 · 25 answers · asked by Jack 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I really (really really) like chocolate....
I'd love to stop, but each time i say something (defending religious guys, defending atheists) i get nasty emails and thumbs down.
2007-08-27 06:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by larissa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't worship the supernatural and I find that a great weight off my (tiny) mind. To worship chocolate would cause me more weight and therefore I reject your faith in chocolate. Everyone must worship lettuce or be damned to a life of comfort and happiness- we are now at war
2007-08-27 06:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by nick b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too easy and far too logical for people who really do imagine there's an old man in the sky who talks to them each, individually.
As you know there's no way you can make chocolate talk - I mean the thought of chocolate talking is as silly as ... as ... saying there’s an invisible sky thingy what talks to everyone, individually with things like: Suck up to me or you'll go to hell.
I mean, the thought of chocolate talking is just ludicrous.
2007-08-27 03:44:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
While I agree Chocolate should be declared it's own food group.. I don't see the world's peoples backing the decision the hurts, miscommunications and hate run far too deeply for people to let them go easily..
While chocolate would make a good band-aid it would ultimately only be a band-aid not a cure...
2007-08-27 01:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Humans are violent compared to other species. If it were not religion, it would be race, eye color, or some equally arbitrary trait. It is quite sad that so many people have died over different interpretations of an invisible man. If you look past the god factor, most wars are related to power and control of resources.
So I don't think it would help.
Plus nobody gets dibs on my chocolate. Sorry. :-)
2007-08-27 01:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sounds good to me! I'm tired of all the debate over God and would feel very uplifted by a piece of chocolate cream pie right now!!
2007-08-27 01:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by Native Spirit 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
There would be a war between Dark and Milk chocolate factions.
The Dark chocolate followers themselves would break into 10 sides, each following a different % of cocoa in the chocolate.
2007-08-27 01:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 1⤋
that would create a conformist world in which everyone acts and thinks the same. let's not all hail to chocolate. some of us could find peace in the teaching of the Sacred Strawberry or the Raspberry Vinaigrette. diversity is important!
2007-08-27 01:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that would be just as rational
I honestly did not believe one could get the words God and Chocolate in the same sentence with out mentioning one as a gift from the other!!
2007-08-27 01:21:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CHOCOLATE!!!
2007-08-27 01:40:35 · answer #10 · answered by Saturn554 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋