They take a seat at the bar, order drinks, and begin to plan World War III.
The bartender overhears them and asks what they're doing.
Bush replies: "Making plans for the next war. This time we're gonna use nukes and we're gonna kill all 1.2 billion Muslims in the world and one blonde with big breasts."
The bartender looks shocked: "Why are you going to kill a blonde with big breasts?"
Bush nudges Cheney in the shoulder: "See! I told you you no one would give a damn about those Muslims!"
2007-08-26 17:30:28 · 15 answers · asked by My Name Is Ken 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Very Nice! Never heard it before but will deff. share.
2007-08-26 17:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by Buckeyes Chargers 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
It sounds bizarre to you that George Bush and Dick Cheney didn't seize control of the country and the government by military means, but your belief that they, in your mind, destroyed the country and made a mockery of the Constitution isn't bizarre? Reality is a wonderful thing. You can believe whatever you want to but reality has a way of bringing forth facts and truth. Hatred for someone you disagree with, will almost always cloud one's ability to see reality. Fortunately for us and the world, history is the arbiter of truth and carries no hatred that can blind the observer. Your personal hatred of these men is your legacy and your history. Their legacy and their history will be around many years after your hatred and intentional distortion of truth and facts have died.
2016-05-18 23:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by zola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I heard something similar some time ago, starring Hitler, the Jews and a clown.
2007-08-29 05:51:33 · answer #3 · answered by s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I get a violation for laughing? If you substituted Christians or Jews, you would probably get the same laugh, depending on how touchy someone wants to get. We have PC'ed ourselves in a corner. I think it was funny.
2007-08-26 17:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know how to say this but, here it goes not nice to make fun of blonds with big boobs say you are sorry ok.
2007-08-28 04:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by carpathian3030 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats mesed up but fnny have a star (exuse my tping im tipssssy lpol.!!@)
2007-08-26 18:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww, poor Muslim's :(
...but who's the blonde??
kb
2007-08-26 19:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by Karen B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny but don't go saying that to some people they might get offended
2007-08-26 17:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Gee that that is funny, sadly true, and awful.
2007-08-26 17:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Republican humor.
*says with straight face*
2007-08-26 17:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by Dreams 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋