...It was great!
2007-08-26 16:21:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
If I wasn't a virgin, man could I tell you stories about terrible sex!
2007-08-27 00:13:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it started off pretty good. I was all hot and bothered and decided to give her a little tongue love.
Tasted a little funny, but what else is new. Anyway, at some point I felt something in my mouth. Still in the heady emotions of passion, I spit it out. Then I felt some thing else in my mouth. "What is going on I thought?" After I spit the offending object out of my mouth, I looked to see what it was.
"My God" I thought. It looked like peas and carrots!
Looking into her eyes, I asked if there was something wrong. "Oh, don't worry" she replied. "My other boyfriend was here about an hour ago. He wasn't feeling well. That's why he threw up down there".
It wasn't that great.
2007-08-27 01:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I guess that must be a guy thing
cause the worst sex I ever had was
well, the ****!ng worst.
Nothing good at all about it
Guys get all the luck.....
2007-08-26 17:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea / Princess Bitchalot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this question sounds vaguely familiar, but the worst sex i ever had was with this once chick. Everything was great, she went down on me then i returned the favor and just thought her snatch tasted a bit odd. Well, after im dun munchin on her stuff and beatin it up thinkin how wet she is, i go to the bathroom to pee and see there is a bunch of blood on my face, she was on her period and didnt even tell me. I immediatly threw her out of my house in the middle of the night and turned on my music super loud as to grab the neighborhoods attention. That was the worst sex i ever had.
2007-08-26 16:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by Aggin Tad 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No, you haven't told me. But if you told everyone else, i'm sure you had a great time explaining your story to them!
2007-08-27 01:36:23 · answer #5 · answered by driving_blindly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sex is like pizza. Even a bad piece is pretty good." - Threesome.
Long live Catfish Biff's
2007-08-27 00:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by J K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pts
2007-08-26 16:27:01 · answer #7 · answered by Bored Latina 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thanks for sharing! I have had Cocoa Mojitos tonight ( great drink) and even this is just cute to me now. : )
Having a good night? I know I am! LOL
2007-08-26 16:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a first.
2007-08-26 23:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude you are awesome. only you could have pulled a star on such a lame question as that.
2007-08-26 18:03:28 · answer #10 · answered by Dr weasel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋