Did Jesus know that sobriety s.ucks, and that's why he turned water into wine?

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2007-08-26 16:11:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

I can't have any booze for a while, dammit.

2007-08-26 16:16:05 · update #1

Jesus just left Hooples and he's bound for Carson Street......

2007-08-26 16:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by Stew 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

They left out the part about Jesus turning mustard seeds into canibus seeds, sugar into cocaine, and Juji Fruits into amphetamines.

2007-08-26 23:21:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋

Montazuma's revenge...wine didn't have that little "glitch".....

2007-08-27 01:29:54 · answer #3 · answered by silverdolffyn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

exactly......... he failed AA

2007-08-26 23:16:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋