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will us the poor be separated from the rich who are better....will they be able to afford better rooms?

2007-08-26 15:55:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Heaven? Interesting concept.

2007-08-26 16:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0 0

Anyone who reads my posts knows I'm no longer a xtian. However, the answer is Yes.

The rich (anyone not living at the subsistance level of 2000 years ago) will be allowed to "walk through the eye of the needle". If some how they make it through they'll get to exist in the low rent district. Since currency in Heaven isn't money - it's faith, hope, love, and charity, steadfastness, bravery, and mucho good works. NO wonder the GND, the Gross National D@mn@tion, of the United States is so high of late!

Good works by themselves won't save you, but when They start handing out the crowns and the golden robes, I suspect that y'all better have alot under your belt for good measure...

As for those who think that by just praising Jesus on Sunday and voting 'Publican on election day, and not doing what he commanded of y'all - Seek Ye the Kingdom of Heaven - will get the Ultimate Cold Shoulder. He'll say something like, "I never knew you." and you'll be banished to some of the more unpleasent places in Heaven - Purgatory mebbe :-> As for the goyim they're going to get a very, very nasty surprise!!, Jesus only grudgingly acknowledged us, and it'll be alot like doing KP in the old US Army , or getting the scraps from his Table, or mebbe you'll be just be Someone's favorite Bee-Eye-Itch. Generally Jesus had absolutely no use for goyim, so if you don't lead, you'll serve... Rank hath its privledges, and the Hosts of Heaven will still outrank you!!

Read the fine print! Welcome to the Army of the Lord, Private! We're fair here and you get the last word - Yessir! Now step on down to the front of the Horde!

I've chosen to be a Draft dodger from this Army - but who knows - "Your Mileage may Vary'....

2007-08-27 00:13:49 · answer #2 · answered by sheik_sebir 4 · 0 0

Didn't Jesus say that it is harder for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle?

Whether rich or poor here on earth, what matters is your faith in God and belief in Jesus and his death and resurrection.

Do you think the thief on the cross beside Jesus had a fortune? Yet Jesus promised that he (the thief) would live with Jesus in Paradise.

Our greatness (or lack of) here on earth has nothing to do with our rewards in heaven.

Check out the Bible verses in the source list.

If you are a believer, you will have as much when you get to heaven as any rich believer will.

2007-08-26 23:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by Lofty M 3 · 0 0

no ghettos in heaven.
Mark 10:31
But many that are first shall be last; and the last first.

If you are poor here on earth you shall be the richest in heaven

2007-08-26 23:07:41 · answer #4 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 0 0

If living in a ghetto makes you very happy ,then the answer is yes there will be one in heaven.

2007-08-26 23:05:27 · answer #5 · answered by mikehughes06@yahoo.ca 3 · 0 0

Heaven is full! There is only room for 144,000. The demons got kicked out.

2007-08-26 23:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by Aeon Enigma 4 · 0 0

Sure it's right next door to tha Hood

2007-08-26 23:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, I think it's where all the not-so-"true" Christians go...or at least all the self proclaimed "true" Christians would probably put them there.

2007-08-26 23:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Isn't that good?

Who wants to be with the spoilt brats anyway?

2007-08-27 06:43:43 · answer #9 · answered by Cocubloo 4 · 0 0

I think there is a Flavor Flav section.

2007-08-26 23:02:57 · answer #10 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 1 0

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