Dr.Frankenstein was in the middle of making his famous monster made from dead bodies. All he has to do is put in a brain. But he's all out of human brains so Dr.F goes to the brain store. At the front desk there is a sign listing prices.
Dumb brain......$1.35 per lb.
Average brain.....$1.99 per lb.
Smart brain.......$2.75 per lb.
Doctor brain......$3.25 per lb.
Lawyer brain......$50.00 per lb.
Dr.Frankenstein asks the guy at the front desk why the lawyer brains cost so much.
The guy at the desk says,"Do you have any idea how many lawyers it takes to get one pound of their brains?!"
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2007-08-26 14:46:58 · 22 answers · asked by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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sorry dont get it :\
2007-08-26 14:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by >>Rican[Mamii♥]<< 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Blondes brains are also $50.00 a pound why?
Barely used!
2007-08-26 14:54:42 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha the guy at the desk must have run into the lawyer that my mom had during her divorce.
2007-08-26 16:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, its kinda lame but funny.
Im sending it to my sister - She's studying law!
thanks!
x
2007-08-26 14:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by ally 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-08-26 14:53:04 · answer #5 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
eh, i think the "why is 6 afraid of 7" joke is better
2007-08-26 17:45:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke. But when I heard it last, it was vegetarians instead of lawyers. :)
2007-08-26 14:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by Douglas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kinda get it but not completely
2007-08-26 14:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by salimdist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty silly
i wouldnt laugh if i heard it
2007-08-26 14:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ITS EXTRA FUNNY FOR ME CAUSE
MY HUSBAND WAS AN ATTORNEY.
2007-08-26 15:12:30 · answer #10 · answered by mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-26 14:53:32 · answer #11 · answered by V 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋