According to the bible gays cannot blink, this is one of the many many reasons I'm not a Christian, what a load of crap! Has anyone else read this? I remember hearing it on QI and laughing for hours. Stephen Fry is an amazing guy and should be looked up to, atheism is the truth.
Can anyone think of any other weird and wonderful (as in funny) stuff in the bible?
2007-08-26 14:17:20 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Its from QI ffs, I remember him quoting it! Watch the program, don't expect me to read the whole thing just because I heard one humiliating joke about the bible. Its like me deciding to read the book of Darwin because it says interesting stuff, i just take their word for it.
2007-08-26 14:26:25 · update #1
Well Stephen Fry is indeed hilarious and I can see him saying it gays can not blink. I really liked him in the Blackadder series.Those British comedians can be pretty scathing on religion.
QI looks like a very interesting program. I would love to see it.
Too bad nobody looked up what QI is about or who Stephen Fry is.
2007-08-26 16:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by Sage Bluestorm 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are joking, right????????? No where in the Bible does it say that people of a homosexual nature cannot blink!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually some of the first Christians from Greece were of a Bi-sexual nature, and were with some correction WELCOMED into Gods Spiritual Organization! Totally DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bible is sort of like one of those Manuals that comes with a new car...A complete book of instructions how to care for the CAR.
It is written by the Manufacturer, The How to Book, Of Life..................Written By God Himself
2007-08-26 15:07:26 · answer #2 · answered by bugsie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is not in the Bible. The Bible does strongly condemn that which is against nature: homosexuality. Just because one claims to be an atheist doesn't change objective reality. It is appointed unto men once to die and after that the judgment. You can be an atheist all you want and you will still die and face the judgment. Better to repent and receive the free gift of God through Jesus Christ our Lord. Whosoever will.
2007-08-26 14:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by pshdsa 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I love the genetics lesson in Genesis 30. It says that if breed sheep while they look at striped rods, the young will be striped too. I had to read it three or four times the first time I saw it because even Bronze Age herders ought to know better.
2007-08-26 14:24:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It says no such thing in the Bible. But of course why would you read the Bible? Why not gullibly accept whatever some anti-Christian says? That's what you people do.
2007-08-26 15:25:21 · answer #5 · answered by Steve Amato 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Did you know that every time I see a question here that starts with did you know it's really going to be an insult and not a question at all? God is real and alive. Someday you will believe too. Darwin believes in God now.
2007-08-26 14:35:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If u go by what others say then by actually reading the bible for yourself, then U shouldnt be a christian. Book, chapter and verse?????
2007-08-26 14:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
first of all, if you wanted people to believe it was true, you would've given the book, chapter, and verse. second of all, the bible is very hard to understand sometimes so maybe you read it incorrectly. third of all, gimme the book, chapter, and verse so i can see what load of falseness you are talking about.
2007-08-26 14:29:12 · answer #8 · answered by sammi_lamby 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Really, wr exactly is that written in the Bible? Author, Chapter and versicle please Mr. Bible reader.
Oh, by the way, I love a non believer that reads the Bible. Congratulations.
2007-08-26 14:22:13 · answer #9 · answered by Marco 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I may not believe in what the bible says about Gays, but even this sounds way to absurd to be in the bible. Do you have proof to this?
2007-08-26 14:24:44 · answer #10 · answered by thathockeychick23 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋