A blonde decides to paint her living room one day while her husband is away for the day. She is trying to prove to him that she can handle doing the dirty work. so she gets out the paint that she wants covers the floors and then 5 hours later the husband comes home and see the walls all painted...but notices his wife lying on the ground passed out. he goes over to her and she awakens, sweat is dripping down her face. the husbad goes hunny why r u wearing two jackets on, its 87 degrees. she said, i was reading the directions on how to apply the paint and it said to put on two coats.....................................................Please star if you liked my joke...thankyou!
2007-08-26
14:07:32
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