In the middle of the jungle, a cannibal walks into a restaurant specializing in human delicacies.
The waiter brings him a menu. He reads:
Fried Missionary: $5.99
Stewed Explorer: $5.99
Grilled Republican: $99.99
Baked Democrat: $99.99
He calls the waiter over.
"Hey, can you tell me why are the politicians so much higher?"
The waiter looks at him and says, "You kidding? Have you ever tried to clean one of those guys. They're so full of s**t it takes all day!"
2007-08-26 14:03:11 · 25 answers · asked by My Name Is Ken 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha hysterical
2007-08-26 14:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cannibal asked the waiter if he could Mike Vick in a doggy bag
2007-08-26 14:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was funny I had to send it to some people. I laughed so hard.LOL ANd the best part is you told it right.LOL I hate when people try to tell jokes on here and mess them up takes the funny right out of them.LOL
2016-04-02 00:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect... I couldn't agree with the joke more. It has a good point, still funny too, ahh lol.
2007-08-26 14:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by funksoulfx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny! I'll pass that on to my mom, who's a big Dem!
2007-08-26 14:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Kristi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spin doctors contain more
2007-08-30 05:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 cheers and a standing ovation.Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat.
2007-08-26 14:13:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2007-08-26 14:09:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mean and funny here's a star
2007-08-26 14:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by Nyameba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you. thats a great one.
2007-08-26 14:10:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋