ok so there is this plane and its about to fall...so the captain says to everyone that they must jump off the plane..but there r 5 passangers and 4 parachutes
so the first passanger is Ronaldo...and he says " im a soccor player, and the world needs me" so he jumps off...the second passanger is hilary clinton, and she says " im running for presidnt the world needs me" so she jumps off...then the 3rd passanger is george bush, and he says "im the president, i cant die, the world needs me" so he jumps...the now there is only the pope and a school boy leftt, so the pope says "my child i have lived a great long life, but u r still young grab the parachut and go"...then the small school boy says "father it is all right we can both be saved...George bush took my backpack instead of the parachut"
hahahahahah get it???
stupid *** george bush took the backback instead of the parashut
2007-08-26 13:58:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-08-26 14:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I love George Bush jokes.
2007-08-26 21:10:25 · answer #2 · answered by Kristi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WAIT A MINUTE.What happened to the captain?
2007-08-27 01:03:10 · answer #3 · answered by No Stupidity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush is always stupid...yeah
2007-08-27 06:21:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Mysterious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg...lol. That's the funniest joke I have ever heard.
2007-08-26 21:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by *<i:o) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Lmao
good one.
2007-08-26 21:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
2007-08-26 21:19:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haha here's a star
2007-08-26 21:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by Nyameba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. but you kinda ruined it by explaining it.
but still, have a star!
2007-08-26 21:32:23 · answer #9 · answered by me, myself, and i 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats so hilarious.here take a star [:
2007-08-26 21:06:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋