I think talking in tongues is the hottest thing right now...
so all you evangelicals, how do you do it?
Do I put shalabalaha in front of lashababahassa or vice versa?
Thanks
2007-08-26 13:49:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
well Jesus Freak I'm missing out on one hell of a deal if you ask me...I'm jealous of those folks who receive such a noble gift from the man above.
2007-08-26 14:04:20 · update #1
Get on the floor, roll around, and scream like a toddler. Crying and pulling out your hair also helps.
And throwing away any sense of rationality. Seriously, let your inner crazy person out! This is how fundamentalists cope with stress. After that, you can perform an exorcism for any lingering emotions -- I mean demonic entities. :-)
2007-08-26 13:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Unfortunately, these 'gifts' such as healing and talking and tongues people claim to have, most of the time end up being stupid conartists looking for money. Shame on them for playing on our beliefs and fooling people.
Jesus is the one exception, for he was uncourrupt.
2007-08-26 14:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by Monkeymoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. That is a sign gift and is no longer in operation today. What you see in churches is fake...and what the bible calls LYING signs and wonders.
God put aside the sign gifts when He SET ASIDE the sign NATION.
This current dispensation is to walk by FAITH and not by sight.
Its NOT Hot...its deceptive and being used by evil spirits to lead people who dont STUDY into "feeling based" experiences that have NOTHING to do with God at all.
2007-08-26 14:01:01 · answer #3 · answered by goinupru 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't, but I'll bet some clever person could. What you typed sounded like some of the glossolalia I've heard.
Two points: 1) Paul tried to discourage it (see I Cor 13). 2) Jesus didn't do it.
2007-08-26 13:59:31 · answer #4 · answered by Bruce 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Speaking in Tongues is a Spiritual gift given to Believiers it is not something anyone can teach you.
2007-08-26 14:15:47 · answer #5 · answered by Carol F 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah, I came of age among people who spoke in tongues, in backward Georgia. First, you get a frontal lobotomy...
2007-08-26 13:58:41 · answer #6 · answered by Yank 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a gift from the Holy Spirit and you recieve it you do not just get it, and all people do not speak in tongues
2007-08-26 14:02:19 · answer #7 · answered by Jesus Freak 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
first of all speaking in tongues is one of the gifts god gives us through the holy spirit and i dont think that you should make fun of god cause thats what u r doing
2007-08-26 14:05:24 · answer #8 · answered by Eddie jr4 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny that someone running around and babbling like an idiot is considered insanity outside the church...
2007-08-26 14:00:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
just talk like a babbling fool an you got it
2007-08-26 13:56:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋