A rude joke!!!?

Question

A man needs his wedding ring cut of his willy.
His mistress found it in his pocket and was so furious, she stuck it on him while he was asleep.
But whats worse?
Your mistress finding out your married?
Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your willy?
Or having a willy that fits through a ring?

Hey jaq, let me c if u can do better, thanks 2 every1 else who reply

Answer 1

Maybe he has a really big finger? Huh!

Here are 2 funny ones. I got them out of a joke book so if you have a problem with them, take it up with the book, not me. They are a little risquee.

1. A husband was having problems getting his wife to want to "make love". He noticed that his gardener Jahnny was pretty handy with the ladies so one day he asked him, "Johnny, what is it that makes the ladies go so crazy overe you."
Johnny replied, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you," and just blew him off.
The next day the man asked Johnny again to tell him his secret, and again Johnny blew him off.
The next day the man was totally desperate. He pleaded with Johnny to help him. He told Johnny he would give him a raise if he helped him, so Johnny decided to tell the man his secret.
Johnny said, "I wait in the closet until they are in bed with all the lights off. Then I walk slowly to the bed. When I get to the bed I take out my willy and I bang it three times against the bed post. It makes me extra big and it drives the women crazy." The man is sceptical but at this point he was willing to try anything.
So late that night he hides in the closet until his wife gets in bed. Once she turns out the lights he creeps over to the bed and whips out his willy. He bangs it three times hard against the bedpost, adn is about to jump in the bed when...

His wife says, "Johnny, is that you?"


2.Two men work together, and one always notices how the other comes in whistling with a smile on his face. He asked the happy guy why he is always is such a good mood. The happy guy says it's because his wife and him make love every night. The other guy asks him how he gets his wife to have sex everynight.
The happy guy replies, "I tell her a poem everynight before we go to sleep and it puts her in the mood." The other guy laughs and goes about his work.
The next day the happy guy comes in and is happy and whistling as usual. The other guy asks him again what makes him so happy. And again the happy guy repeats his story. So the other guys becomes curious. He asks the happy guy what kind of poetry does he read to his wife.
The happy guys tells him, "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Roll over darling, and I'll make sweet love to you."

The other guy goes home that night with every intention of trying out the happy guys method.

The next morning the happy guy is standing at the water fountain when he sees the other guy walk in on crutches with a black eye. He asks the other guy what happened.

The other guy tells him his wife beat him up. That he read her poetry and she got so mad she started throwing things and hitting him. The happy guy was confused so he asked the other guy exactly what he said to her.

The other guy replies,"Nappy head, Nappy head, eyes like a frog. Roll over b*itch, and I'll f*ck you like a dog."

Like I said these are ones that someone else made. They are humorous. That's all.

Answer 2

I totally agree. Rude jokes are the best. If you think they're sick, go jump in the lake. I got plenty: Q: 3 tampons walking down the road, maxi, slim and ultra, which one says hello? A: None they are all stuck up *****. Q: Why did the duck cross they road? A: His duck was stuck in a chicken. Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute and cement? A: Cement can only be laid once. Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest? A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13. Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay? A: They don't have time. Q: What’s better than a rose on your piano? A: Tulips on your organ Q: What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats. A: Bisexual Q: What's female Viagra? A: Jewellery Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour Q: why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack Q: What do a pizza boy and gynaecologist have in common? A: They can both smell it but they can't eat it. Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q. How do you stop your girlfriend from giving you a bIow job? A. Marry her.

Answer 3

having a willy that fits through a ring

Answer 4

No! Not rude! Funny!
What's worse-
Having a willy that fits through a ring!
Unless your ring size is really really huge!
But then your hands would have to be huge and you know what they say about a man's hands!!!
LMAO!!!
:):)

Answer 5

having a willy that fits through a ring !

Answer 6

haha having a willy that fits through a ring.

Answer 7

Hilarious. Did you make that up? You should be a comedian! That's what I want to be. A comedian. Not someone who cheats on their wife. And not someone with a wedding ring sized ````.

Answer 8

Having to have the ring removed isn't as bad as just having the ring slide off...

Answer 9

Umm the last one? He could please his wife better with his ring finger than his willie? Or what would be worse, a ring that wouldn't stay on his willie (too big).

Answer 10

number 2.
you can get the thing out of you willy when its not...erected...