One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
"If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.
The next morning,
the man woke his wife with
a pinch on each of her breasts
and said....
"You know, if you firmed these up,
we could get rid of your bra."
This was
beyond
a silent response...
So she rolled over
and
grabbed him
by his
'DANGLER.'
With a death grip in place,
she said...
"You know,
if you
firmed this up,
we could
get rid of
the gardener ,
the postman ,
the pool man
and
your brother!"
2007-08-26 11:52:23 · 34 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*STAR*
2007-08-26 11:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A bit savage, but quite funny never the less.
I guess about 6 out of 10 for that one.
2007-08-26 13:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by jacyinbg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
The "DANGLER" didn't appreciate how much help he was already getting, even without the panty hose and bra.
2007-08-26 12:06:12 · answer #3 · answered by nand 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-08-26 11:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-08-26 11:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-08-26 12:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooooo . gold star is guaranteed for yah.
thnx for the laughter
2007-08-26 12:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha here's a star
2007-08-26 13:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by Nyameba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha, can't hahaha stop hahahah laughing... hahaha, so, hahahaha, funny! hahahahaha star for you!
2007-08-26 12:56:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude thats funny
2007-08-26 12:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Te He
2007-08-26 12:09:38 · answer #11 · answered by Lisa pizza 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋