Little Johnny came home from Catholic school with a black eye. His father saw it and asked "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me and had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reachd over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!
"Johnny", the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next day Little Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. His father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Little Johnny said. "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
2007-08-26 11:39:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha good one!! 100!! ahahahahahahahaha!!
2007-08-26 11:50:23 · answer #1 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it started with a couple of sailors on shore leave, really, but Johnny had to get into it at some point, I suppose
2007-08-26 19:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-26 18:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... I luv little johnny jokes. thnx for the laugh
2007-08-26 19:34:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
Good!
Star for you!
2007-08-26 19:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-08-26 18:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by orly? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha nice one
2007-08-26 18:43:37 · answer #7 · answered by Bob B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
This is worth a star!
DE
2007-08-27 02:45:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
have a star! lolololololol
2007-08-26 18:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny [:
2007-08-26 18:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋