I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 15 " black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 29 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a king-size bed, and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping every night with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up to your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 30 year old blonde, and she would make absolutely sure that I would be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 15" TV.
I just love older women. They know how to solve a man's problems in a hurry.
2007-08-26 11:36:57 · 26 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol nice
2007-08-26 11:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by Bob B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 01:29:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women of any age can usually find the solution to a problem before a man can. We're thinking with the right head!
2007-09-03 09:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by jan c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that would do it.
I told my wife when she turned 40, I would go get 2 20 year olds.
She said I was not wired for 220.
2007-08-26 13:33:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-26 11:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her, to be fair, find a 60 year old catholic man, and you have a double date together, whoever "scores first" wins.
2007-09-03 10:06:03 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Chin Madness 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Just brilliant!
It also works the other way too.
Moral.........Be happy with the one that is good to you. Not for the material things you have.
2007-09-03 11:36:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, that'll teach you to make fun of women.. we will get you back some way some how!!!
star for you
2007-09-02 09:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.---Seems like a very accommodating woman, who knows how to "hold up her side of things".
2007-08-26 12:30:10 · answer #9 · answered by nand 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again that was funny, i would love to know where you get these things.
2007-08-26 12:42:06 · answer #10 · answered by rockgirlfury 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a rerun. I read it on answers about 12 days ago. but yes - it is funny
2007-09-03 04:15:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋