Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri (say it out loud) has discovered that cherry pie disproves evolution. (Actually, it works with any pie, but I like cherry pie. And coffee.)
Em Adjiner's proof uses a simple mathematical formula. Two of the most famous irrational numbers in math are "pi" and "e". If I multiply them I get pi*e.
Or, since I don't need the symbol, I can multiply them to get pie. But that means that pie evolved from two irrational numbers! But how could something as sensible and rational as pie come from irrational numbers?
There have never been any transitional fossils of anything that's halfway between a pie and an irrational number. If pie had evolved from irrational numbers, then we would be able to find those transitional fossils.
Therefore evolution is a hoax and a sham perpetrated by a pie-eating cabal of crust-worshipers.
2007-08-26 11:34:03 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Justin H: It's the former.
Geezah: I think that was me. Unless somebody else did it too. My version was pretty obviously a joke, if I remember correctly.
2007-08-26 11:43:58 · update #1
When the dino's numbers started to grow irrationally, they ate most of the pies transitional stages, forcing the pies ancestors through an a genetic bottleneck, et voi la, pie was born.
2007-08-26 11:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by Batfish 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
But the Bible says that pi = 3 which makes it a rational number.
First Kings 7 verses 23-26
Second Chronicles 4, verses 2-5
2007-08-26 18:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by tentofield 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What the heck. That's a new one. There's no level of lowness that they will stoop too in order to turn otherwise decent people away from the scientific method, is there?
The last I heard peanut butter disproved evolution because it did not spontaneously create new life forms during the shelf life. Ugh.
2007-08-26 18:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Cherry pie was created by the devil.Everybody knows there is only one true pie and that is apple.
2007-08-26 18:38:06 · answer #4 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
But I thought pie was the ugly (but tasty) love child of baseball and Chevrolet...at least, that's what I was told by Dick Chaney and Rush Limbaugh...
2007-08-26 18:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by the_way_of_the_turtle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aha....so this means we can't have pie...I guess having our cake and eating it too is out of the question.I want exactly 1/3 of the pie.thank you
2007-08-26 18:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by stones 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man... You pose such hard-hitting questions... The cherry pie... who would have thought(I think I liked the dollar bill better, though)?
2007-08-26 18:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Also, there's the simple way to disprove it: If the cherries in cherry pie came from cherry trees, why are there still cherry trees???
2007-08-26 18:38:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
when i was young i was digging in my backyard and i found what looked like an acient pie pan in the shape of an e...explain that away!
2007-08-26 18:39:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh, I like this one. But speaking of pi and e, believe it or not somebody once came here claiming that the equation e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 proves the existence of God. Incredible.
EDIT: Wow, people STILL can't tell whether or not you're joking?
2007-08-26 18:37:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋