A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in
because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy
daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what had happened 16 years
ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out" Again the mother
told her not to worry and explained what had happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a
tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
2007-08-26 11:28:34 · 22 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HE that made me laugh, not heard that one before!!! Have a star!!
2007-08-26 12:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-08-26 11:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by Katie B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was good but a pity about the dog,have a star on me and thanks again Angela for the laugh I needed that tonight.
2007-08-26 12:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A high muzzle velocity from his little man , eh ?
2007-08-26 11:45:20 · answer #4 · answered by Poirot 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but it's a bad day here in the UK for that kind of joke.
Try again later.
2007-08-26 11:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
OMFG! THat is the funniest thing I have ever herd!
2007-08-26 11:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that funny in a sick kinda way
2007-08-26 11:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by becca. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-08-26 11:35:19 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-26 11:57:01 · answer #9 · answered by Emily B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol here is a star!
2007-08-26 11:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋