There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
2007-08-26 11:17:02 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is actually, a fairly smart blonde! lol heehee
2007-08-26 12:31:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-18 21:16:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooooooo. very funny friend .
well the lawyer was guilty of being dumb i wonder how he became the lawyer . he was blonde lawyer
2007-08-26 11:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
Seems like blond fees might be higher than attorney fees.
2007-08-26 12:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by nand 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-26 11:31:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did this just happen to you, sounded like someone telling me a story not a joke.
2007-08-26 15:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by Denny-Levesque 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why do people read jokes. like them and then change the words on them to make it look like there own? meaning this is not funny heard hmmm idk 50 times alrdy? at the LEAST!
2007-08-26 11:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by Bob B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-08-26 11:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by Bet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
2007-08-26 11:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by Moose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg this is so funny. I starred it :D
2007-08-26 11:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋