According to the theory of evolutionology, the only way dollar bills could have evolved is if they evolved from some other bills. Well, there aren't too many other bills to evolve from.
After careful study, prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri (say it out loud) has concluded that if they had evolved, they would have evolved from duck bills. That would be ridiculous.
There's no fossil evidence of a transitional dollar fossil (something between a duck bill and a dollar bill) thus proving that the dollar could not have evolved. If it had evolved, how would it have the words "In God We Trust" on it? What evolutionary advantage could this possibly serve?
Since the dollar bill could not have evolved, it must have been intelligently designed by Jesus. Therefore, the Bible is literally true, and Creationism is better then evolutionism.
Take that, currencylutionists!
2007-08-26 11:11:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What about sense?
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2007-08-26 11:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
You wrote: "There's no fossil evidence of a transitional dollar fossil (something between a duck bill and a dollar bill) thus proving that the dollar could not have evolved. If it had evolved, how would it have the words "In God We Trust" on it? What evolutionary advantage could this possibly serve?"
Someone has been feeding you bum info. Ducks don't have anything to do with it... and I ought to know. Actually, the last America Bald Eagle that I trapped and plucked DID have 'In God We Trust'... right on its butt... spelled out in pimples. (Not that trusting in god did it any good, that I could tell.)
Anyway... evolution is the only credible thing that explains why 'In God We Trust' was on the eagles butt, and why the eagle is on the dollar bill. For god's sake... use your brain, man!
Em Adjineri... a linguist, as I recall... better not quit her day job... she doesn't cut it as a creation scientist.
2007-08-26 11:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
actually it is a little known fact that the dollar bill mutated from a bill of sales.
this mutation was caused by the large amount of lackofhumorions in the air around the mint. it never should have happened, and they have been trying to cover this up since the beginning.
see 'mutations - the untold story' for further details.
2007-08-26 11:32:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clearly, the dollar bill evolved from various interbreeding within the penny, nickel and dime populations. I think it's all been clearly pointed out in the documentary "Loose Change"...
2007-08-26 11:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by the_way_of_the_turtle 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I am sure that Em Adjineri has proved that they were Intelligently Designed by the United States Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP).
2007-08-26 11:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by qxzqxzqxz 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow, people STILL don't get these jokes you keep making? I think you're going to have to make the sarcasm thicker. Try throwing in something really, really, ridiculous near the top next time, so that nobody could possibly think you were serious.
2007-08-26 11:17:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Actually they evolved from bad cheques and stale I.O.U.s
(this question is much lower than your usual high standard of questions)
2007-08-26 11:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
And again, the Y!A community demonstrates its inability to take a joke. Personally, I found it to be very funny.
2007-08-26 11:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by eV 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Either I been smoking too much pot, or this actually made sense. Consider me no longer a currencylutionist.
2007-08-26 11:17:30 · answer #9 · answered by Becca 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you don't understand the difference between living biological animals and inanimate objects, I really worry about what kind of education you must have had.
I can only assume this is a joke because everyone on here, even people who don't agree with evolution, can see what a moron you've just made of yourself.
2007-08-26 11:16:32 · answer #10 · answered by Adam L 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Wow, what a creative way to be ridiculous.
2007-08-26 11:19:07 · answer #11 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋