What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Answer 1

non sliced bread of course !!!

Answer 2

Bread

Answer 3

first off we have to take a look here .. whats sliced bread ?

The toaster was invented in 10000 BC by the inventors of fire but languished on store shelves for years waiting for the invention of bread, which was to occur centuries later, by Dr. Med. Einstein in 1959, who claimed this invention for his, until the scientific method proved him wrong. In later years, humans re-invented the toaster, which led to the creation of the Cylons. The Cylons then started killing humans. All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.

Sliced bread is the greatest thing since 1927.”
“This being sliced bread, one of the greatest things ever sliced, with the capability to blow your crust clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question: Do I feel baked? Well do ya, punk?”
Invented in 1337, sliced bread is considered one of the crowning achievements of mankind, until the birth of Clint Eastwood. Apparently, it was invented by Bono .

Sliced bread may contain bread, which is highly addictive.

This could be the explanation for Pieter Jan's strange behaviour when eating it.

There is an extremely large argument about sliced bread, debating what people said before sliced bread was invented. The most common theory is "This is the greatest thing since regular bread, sandals or yo-mamma jokes."

The Future of Sliced Bread ::
Evolutionary scientists believe that sliced bread will one day evolve into sliced toast, and are currently carrying out research on the first known piece of sliced toast that was discovered in 1989 by Ms. Edna Pickle. Ms. Pickle (89) said of the discovery, " I went into the kitchen one morning and found the sliced toast in my toaster - it was amazing: like nothing I'd ever seen before. Goodness knows how it got there."

Mr. Goodness, her next door neighbour was repeatedly questioned about the sliced toast, until he unfortunately died from unrelated headwounds.

Dr. E Vilhooshunry later said, "He wasn't for talking. But we'll find out if this is the missing link we're looking for. And if it is...it could be the most important discovery in the history of bread itself."

Answer 4

Obviously the wheel, i could imagine people saying 'that's the best invention since the wheel' when they saw sliced bread.

Answer 5

If you couldn't have sliced bread, than pita bread would be the best thing.

Answer 6

Whole bread

Answer 7

Probably a bread slicer, before that was just bread, probably the next thing would be prebuttered bread, which wouldn't be much good if you didn't like butter.

Answer 8

Chillicothe, Missouri , I suppose. I mean it is the home of sliced bread...

Answer 9

urrr.. normal bread not sliced i guess hmmm now im hungry why does this always happen with questions involving food?

Answer 10

Unsliced bread