Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A. A love call.
Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
A. By the ears. (Lick her)
Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
A. No ball room
Q. what do you call azit on a blondes ***
A. brain tumour..
Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?
A. 100 people who don't do dick.
Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the
factory?
A. Two test tickles
Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
2007-08-26 10:24:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaooooooooooooooooo. the last one was more hillarious .
wahts the second ultimate rejection ??
A) when your thing knocks out during masturbation .
lmaooooo nice joke firend
2007-08-26 10:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 06:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality!
2007-08-26 10:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones.
2007-08-26 11:15:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, v good, loved the speed limit one have a star!
2007-08-26 10:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was good but watch out for the PC brigade or some arsehole who will report you,but thanks for the laugh.
2007-08-26 13:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure someone will be offended by these...I'm not, good ones.
2007-08-26 11:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you make these up all by yourself,,,,,
2007-08-26 10:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I laughed, thanks!
2007-08-26 10:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋