There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
2007-08-26 10:18:27 · 6 answers · asked by keerstin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-26 14:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DO YOU KNOW THAT : Satan is this goat-man complete with red fur and a zazzy, go-get-em attitude that was invented by the good folks at Haliburton Biotech back in the 1960s so that they could have a market for their backwards records.It is said that Satan is best buds with the popular Martin Sinclaire Unfortunately, Satan got loose! And now his wherabouts are not known to anyone because Frank Zappa, who knew Satan's weakness, was killed in the Great Spice Wars.
Sir Dr. Lucifer Mephisto Francis Günther "Thomas Aker" Beelzebub H. W. Reagan-O'Donnell "Jozi", Lord of the Underworld, Prince of Insufficient Light, Keeper of the Seven Dwarves, Goddess of Monthly Visitations, Master of the Mosh Pit, Lord of the Open Flies,Hillary "Stand by your man " Clinton, George "Dubya" Bush, Dan Ashworth, He Who Opposes, Stalker in Darkness, The Dragon of Old, horny jew of the under world, The Dark Goat of Midnight, Horned King of Misrule, Me, Your Mom, Prince of Lies, Spoiler of Tuna Salad, Father Christmas, En-Gin-Smythsonian, Master of Anti-Abortionists, Chuck Norris, owner of your souls, inventor of death by firing squad, Lord of Deceit, Betrayer Supreme, King of All Dooms, Penguin of the Night, Lord of two-lane parking, Lucifer Bright Morningstar, king of the napom, Chuck Norris, Jonathan Davis, Ray Charles, marilyn manson, george bush, Anthony Price, Vanquisher of OMICRON Jack Thompson,Sandra Swalley, He who walks behind the lines and at one time Mr. Horace P. Mactitties, is the overlord of Brooklyn, and is known for his boyish, friendly, and good-natured demeanour. His right-hand man is Tommy Chong, who is also his little brother. At one point, Satan wanted his name to be Santana. When he found out about the recording artist with the same name, he stole his voice. Which is why Santana has to use people like Michelle Branch and Rob Zombie to do his singing for him. Many think Satan is not really a nice guy. ?
HUH ?
2007-08-26 11:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by Hakim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That an old 1 but stilll funny
2007-08-26 10:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by skylarmandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-26 10:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wrote that
2007-08-26 10:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Albino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha!!!! =] clever
2007-08-26 10:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by ...I Just Wanted My Phone Call.. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋