A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? `
"Breast-fed ,"she replied. `
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. `
She did. ` He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts
for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. `
Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk." `
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma,
2007-08-26 10:06:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO high 5 for the grandma! And a star for you!
2007-08-26 10:18:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Heh Grandma just borrowed the baby to get felt up.
2007-08-26 17:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-26 19:07:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah Funny!!
~fishineasy~
2007-08-26 17:11:40 · answer #4 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny yet somewhat gross at the same time
2007-08-26 17:11:11 · answer #5 · answered by Nick 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, very very good hee hee
2007-08-26 17:10:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker....have a star
2007-08-26 17:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by puma 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-08-26 17:10:35 · answer #8 · answered by EMILY S 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha! the mother had it all thanks
for the laugh have a star..!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-26 17:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was awesome.
2007-08-26 17:12:40 · answer #10 · answered by Mari 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋