The clock is ticking,which side of the fence will you END UPON? There are only two sides to any fence.It's time to side/de-side.
2007-08-26 10:00:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Do you use Diamond or Reynold's aluminum foil to make your hats?
2007-08-26 10:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
You're so silly. This is such a dopey form of social pressure.
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** What if Jesus came to Earth in 2007 and was persecuted by the U.S. government because he was a migrant worker from the South, and the new last book of the bible was in Spanish? What if he turned water into tomatilla salsa? Would you be ready to embrace Jesus (Ha zus)? Wash his feet? Worship him? Follow his testimony? What if he spoke in parables that had to do with picking fruit, (instead of fishers of men, he was a harvester of fruits and veggies). Where's the love then?
2007-08-26 10:36:14 · answer #2 · answered by CHARLES T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just know that on December 21, 2012, I'm going to sit on my front porch in a glider with the stereo blaring Ozzy Osbourne, drinking Asti, smoking a huge doobie, and wait to see what will happen, which will probably be, as I live in Indiana, getting extremely cold! BRRRRRRR!
2007-08-26 10:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by Apophis Ascended 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah like Hal Lindsey's book "1980's: countdown to Armageddon" or the Y2K scare??
Come on.. your "last days" have been going on for thousands of years.. 2012 is simply the year the Mayan (aka PAGAN) calendar ends.
2007-08-26 10:06:58 · answer #4 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think the world is going to end in 2012, But I will be scared on December 23rd to see if I'm wrong or not.
2007-08-26 10:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by BillG 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are referring to the end of time by saying 2012,you do not know when it will come God said only he knew.
2007-08-26 10:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's what's scary. Christians not only believing there's a god, but believing they know how he thinks!! "No man shall know the hour or the day." So what, you think you know the year? You gunna help start a world war/end of days slaughter in the name of god?
Arrogant, ignorant, and, pardon the pun, god-awful scary.
2007-08-26 10:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this something to do with tickets for the London Olympics? Put me down for 3 tickets for the Men's and Women's 100m breastroke finals.
2007-08-26 10:06:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe the end date is December 24th 2012, as an interesting fit of irony.
Will that mean I will not need to buy Christmas presents, or that I should just give them early?
2007-08-26 10:07:33 · answer #9 · answered by OPM 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm going to end up on the exact opposite side that I'm not.
2007-08-26 10:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by Love #me#, Hate #me# 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same side I was on at the end of the last Millennium (remember that?) If you want to give me all your worldly possessions before the end, then please feel free to. After all, you won't be needing them, will you?
2007-08-26 10:09:20 · answer #11 · answered by 222 Sexy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋