This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while!
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with
heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
2007-08-26 09:50:59 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES
2007-08-26 09:52:27 · update #1
I think a lesson can be learned from this.
2007-08-26 09:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Some people wanted to see if god really existed. So, they pooled all of their money together and built the biggest, fastest, smartest computer anyone had ever seen. They all huddled around it and typed in the question, "Is there a god?" After humming and beeping for a few minutes, the computer flashed it's answer on the monitor.
"Now there is."
2007-08-26 10:02:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very good lesson in who the real winner always is. No matter the situation, Jesus will win over satan every time. I like the humorous way in which this point is made. God bless you.
2007-08-26 11:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by Country girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus ALWAYS WINS !!...those that are called by His name are winners too ! Remember : Whosoever calls upon the Name Of The Lord shall be saved... That means ANYONE,not a certain few. We can all Inherit Heaven. Just Receive the Gift Jesus died & paid for with His Blood to give each one of us...Jesus Is knocking at the door of each unsaved heart....are you going to let Him In ?
2007-08-26 12:22:19 · answer #4 · answered by Isabella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEP Jesus is the winnamon
The winnamon, the winnamon
Jesus is the Winnamon
The Winnamon all the Time
I am on the winning side
the winning side, the winning side
I am on the winning side
The winning side all the time
2007-08-26 22:32:19 · answer #5 · answered by Potter'sClay-Isa 64:8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke.those that do Gods work and are kind,compassionate,and loving and help others come out on top in the end since what goes around comes around
2007-08-26 17:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. This is longer than when I first heard it maybe 14 years ago... but it is still good!
LOL LOL
2007-08-26 11:09:26 · answer #7 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when the devil was going nuts but the ending was very corny.
2007-08-26 10:00:11 · answer #8 · answered by MoonWater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee this is good one and Jesus does save I love this
one
2007-08-26 10:00:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Read the Book of revelation.
2007-08-26 09:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋