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2007-08-26 09:37:40 · 14 answers · asked by LuckY GirL 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue
I crapped my pants & it oozed into my shoe!

Always remember + never forget:
Booze + Drugs + Unprotected Sex = Retarded Babies

2007-08-26 10:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Roses are pink, Violets are blue, i'm I, and you're You! Ooops, You suggested "Flirt" and that i examine 'confront' :( ok. An modification: Roses are pink, Violets are blue, you're I, and that i'm You. There're no adjustments or separation in Love :)

2016-10-17 01:19:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

One my Dad wrote in autograph book, was..
Roses are red violets are blue, I am quite sure that is not true. Roses are red and violets are white, I saw them on the line last night!

2007-08-26 10:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Roses are red
Violets are blue
bubble gum sticks
in my hair like glue

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I don't get it out
I'll have to sew

2007-08-26 09:52:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I am saner than Britney Spears too. lol!

2007-08-26 12:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

roses are red
violets are blue
that's what they tell me
because i'm blind.

2007-08-26 09:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know i love you
But do you feel it too?

2007-08-26 09:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by Jaded 7 · 0 0

GET IT OUT
OR I WILL SEW

2007-08-26 10:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by keerstin 2 · 0 0

My princess will come
Could it be you?

2007-08-26 09:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sugar is sweet and so are you

2007-08-26 09:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Albino 2 · 0 0

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